Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bleh...


Tell me something funny...make me laugh.


Please?




18 comments:

KGMom said...

OK--
a sandwich walked into a bar, and the bartender said--
"Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Laurie said...

:-) Good one! Thanks KGMom...

WW said...

I thought women DIDN'T fart...but apparently they DO!

Another female myth, down the drain. My question is, did you ever try to ignite them with a match as I did?

Laurie said...

Women don't fart, they fluff...silly boy!

Ponita said...

Laurie, go here for a chuckle.

My two brothers used to ignite their farts quite often... until one of them set his nylon shorts (not underwear but shorts) on fire for a few brief seconds! That scared the shit out of them both... oh gawd, how I laughed!

Laurie said...

Ponita, that's funny! I bet it did scare the crap out of them.

When my son was little we called him pyro-boy. He loved to put his marshmallow stick in the campfire and catch it on fire.

One night after telling him for the millionth time (OK, it just seemed like it) to cut it out, he turned and looked towards me and caught my bangs on fire!

Needless to say, he still hasn't lived THAT one down.

NatureWoman said...

I just sent you a funny to your email!

Laurie said...

Naturewoman, that is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

WW said...

You girls are having FUN WITH FARTS, aren't you?

"Scared the crap out of them?"

Laurie said...

WW, I keep telling you, women don't fart, they fluff...or toot...we never fart. ;-)

Squirl said...

My sister's cats like to jump on her lap and fart. So, whenever she has to "fluff" she makes sure it's in their general direction.
:-)

Catnapping said...

they may not all be shitty, but most will surely stink!

this made my day!

LittlePea said...

I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about. :O)

Dave said...

Man walks into a bar with a two foot patch of TAR in his hands. He says, "I will have a beer and another one for the road."

Mary said...

I'm with Little Pea :o)

I have a very good female friend who farts like the Jolly Green Giant. The men bow to her and praise Hail to the Queen.

Mary @ Annie's Goat Hill said...

I cannot tell you anything funny...but I can tell you that you made me smile. :) Ha ha ha!

Ur-spo said...

two psychiatrists were having a cup of coffee.
The first says "You know I was at my mother's the other day and I fear I was the victim of a Freudian Slip"

The other said to tell him what it was and he would analyze it and tell him what he meant.

"OK, we were having desert, and I meant to ask her "Mother, please pass the sugar bowl""
Well how did it come out? the other shrink asked.

"It came out as "Mother you really f--cked me up you bitch"

Ginnie said...

"What time did the chinaman go to the dentist?"
Tooth hurty