Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Too Tired to Post, But I Can Cut and Paste

A message for you.

There have been times when I may have;
disturbed you,
troubled you,
pestered you,
irritated you,
bugged you,
or got on your nerves.
So today I just wanna tell you that...



Courtney said...

You're kind of a dork sometimes, you know that?! ;)

Dorkiness is a good thing!

Laurie said...

Courtney, thanks for noticin'.

Ginnie said...

Hi Laurie; just wondered if you ever did the Tai Chi warm-up exercises? Remember, it is not a "get-quick" fix...but it sure does limber me up every day.
Regards, Ginnie

Mary said...

I'm cackling here because I love that e-mail forward. It reminds me of me.

Laurie said...

Ginnie, I got the book you recommended and have been doing the exercises every morning and every night.

Sometimes at work if I'm feeling tired or anxious, I go to the back room and do them there. They are wonderful! Thank you so much for recommending Tai Chi to me.

Mary, today was the first time I'd seen it. I received it 4 times in just a few hours because all of my friends thought it was so "me".

I always thought we were long lost sisters. :)

jen said...

those are some eyes, sister.

demonic cat eyes? perhaps not.

Ur-spo said...

i sure hope you do; it is in your job description, no?

Laurie said...

Jen, if not entirely demonic, at least crazed.

Ur-spo, it certainly is. You must have gotten the memo. :)

heartinsanfrancisco said...

So cute. Hallmark would be proud.

Cuppa said...

Made me laugh out loud! And that is a nice way to start the day. Thanks!

Laurie said...

Heartin, glad you liked it.

Cuppa, you are too sweet. I hope you have a wonderful day!

NatureWoman said...

Yay, glad you'll be back. Love that kitty's green eyes!

Laurie said...

Naturewoman, the kitty's eyes look kind of like mine in the morning. ;-)

somewhere joe said...

My brother sen me this:

"Excerpts From The Dog's Daily Diary"

8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!

11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!

4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!

5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!

5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!


"Excerpts From The Cat's Daily Diary"

Day 283 Of My Captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit
on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am
capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what
this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. . . .

MsLittlePea said...

Laurie! I've missed you! I've been trying to catch up over here. I love this! It's so cute. I love those pictures down there! I like deep voices too.....heeheehee my ATM sounds like a woman.

JustJock said...

the story of my life.

Laurie said...

Joe, that is hysterical, and so darned true!

Mspea, I've missed you too! I am so glad you are back!

Jock, mine too...

Bonita said...

You go, girl! Nothin' like sayin' it like it is.... and, THAT is cute.

Laurie said...

Bonita, thank you! You know me and cats...

Pam said...

My granddaughter and i are sitting here with the giggles.

Dave said...

I let my cat sit on my lap and tried to teach her how to do this.

Laurie said...

Pam, how nice that you have your grandaughter with you!

Dave, I'm not sure I'd want one of mine doing that...

Squirl said...

It's a thankless job but somebody's gotta do it.