#1. Sharp cheddar cheese and sliced avacodo on double fiber wheat bread does not taste as good as it sounds.
#2. If it is 17F, snowing and blowing and you decide to walk the errands anyway, sacrifice your hairdo and wear your hood. It IS possible to get brain freeze without eating ice cream.
#3. If you are texting to more than one person at a time and send one that says "I love you", be sure that the text goes to your son instead of to a male friend, or they might immediately text back and say "I love you too, hugs, muah".
And that's all I've got folks...aside from these words of wisdom:
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert Heinlein